where the FUCK is brooks wheelan
You guys probably don’t know that this is a sideblog owned by wroses
i also run snlgifs and pls go follow my new gif blog!!
also latenightjimmy reblogged me again yesterday.
they’ve reblogged me 3 tiMES I CNANT EBREATHERJN RIEHAGET NOW
I wouldn’t trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble my nephew.
I wouldn’t even trade the acne scar on my right cheek, because that recurring zit spent more time with me in college than any boy ever did.
At the end of the day, I’m happy to have my father’s feet and my mother’s eyes with me at all times.
If I ever go back to that beach in Wildwood, I want my daughter to be able to find me in the crowd by spotting my soda-case hips.
I want her to be able to pick me out of a sea of highlighted-blond women with fake tans because I’m the one with the thick ponytail and the greenish undertones in my skin.
Tina Fey, Bossypants